Chain Mails

There used to be a time where email accounts were filled with 'chain mails'. Everyone logs onto their emails, and they see 22 emails in their inbox, all beginning with the word 'FW:'. Its like a life-threatening message, asking you to send the threat on to a ridiculous amount of people. Whats even more hilarious are the threats themselves. 'If you dont send this to X amount of people, you will wake up tomorrow with a tail on your ass', '... you will find an old fisherman hanging dead by your bedroom', '... you will lose your dick', '... your mother will turn into a fat ugly ogre', etc etc. Its just 500% rubbish.

It gets worse, the citizens that inhabit this ugly earth even take the threat and send it on. I mean, come on, you believe Count Dracula is going to personally show up at your doorstep tomorrow to eat your ass? He's way much more busier than that. I mean come on guys, a threat coming through an email with such jibberish? It just pollutes your email. Thankfully it has lessened and has almost come to a stop now. I thank god for that. But it doesnt stop.....

Where does this junk appear now? In public sites, like friendster, high 5, etc etc. Now our friendster bulletin board is filled with gimmick and bullshit, and its the same shit, from the emails, now transported over to Friendster. Have you heard of the Allen Smith threat on friendster? It tells you that if you dont send the message on to other people in a short period of time, Friendster will cancel your account. Omgwtfbqq? Alright lets take this by steps.
1) Allen Smith? What sick made up name is that? What, is he the Agent from The Matrix?
2) Friendster needs YOU to send this posts to check if your friendster account is kept alive? Bullshit! Friendster obviously knows each time you login, and whatever you do on friendster is constantly monitered by Friendster. Mind you, even if 'Allen Smith' had something to say to you, he wouldnt appear in your personal account inbox. It'll be sent to your email, as an official letter from Friendster.com
3) The period of time given for you to send the letter was no longer than 1 week (i cant remember the exact period), BUT this friendster post gimmick has been on for almost a year now. Get the message?

Please keep our bulletin boards clean from rubbish. You know its plain stupidity so DON'T do it. Now you guys better send this to everyone else or Michael Jackson will personally mollest your sorry ass tomorrow.

-Dudu-