Funny Maxis joke

Picked this up from the Friendster Bulletin. Pretty funny. Lol

This is a true story of a young college
gurl who past away last month, at
shah alam. her name is Priya.she was
hit by a lorry.

i dont wanna mention the name of the
college. She have a boy friend named
Shankar. he stays in johor. both of
them are true lovers. they always hang
on the phone. u can never see her
without her handphone.

she spends 3/4 of the day talking with
shankar. both of them used maxis.
Priya's family knows about their
relationship. Shankar is very close
with Priya's family. (just imagine
their love)

Before she passed away she always told
her frens

"If I pass away please burn me with my
handphone"

she also said the same thing to her
parents.

after her death, ppl cant carry her
coffin. i was there. a lot of them
tried to do so but still cant.
everybody including me, had tried to
carry the coffin, the result is still
the same.

Eventually, they called their
neighbour, a "bomoh" from thailand
(pak Darin), who is a fren of her
father. he took a sit and started
speaking to himself slowly. after a few
minutes, he said

"this gurl misses something here".

then her frens told Darin bout her
intentions to burn her with her phone.
He then opened the coffin and place
her phone and SIM card inside the
casket. after that they tried to carry
the coffin. it could be moved and they
carried it into the van easily. all of
us were shocked. (can u feel the fear.
i'm shaking at this moment)

Priya's parents didnt inform Shankar
that Priya had passed away.
(pity Shankar). after 2 weeks Shankar
called Priya's mom.

Shankar :...."Atte, I'm coming home
2day. cook something nice for me.
dont tell Priya that i'm coming home
2day. i wanna suprise her."

her mother replied....."u come home
first, i wanna tell u something
very important."

after he came to shah alam, they told
him the truth about Priya. Shankar
thinks that they were playing a fool.
he was laughing and said
"dont try to fool me. tell Priya to
come out. i have a gift for her. pls
stop this nonsense".

then they show him the original death
certificate to him. they gave him
proof to make him believe.(Shankar
started to sweat)

he said... "its not true. we were spoke
yesterday. she still calls me.

Shankar was shaking. suddenly,
shnakar's phone rang.

"see this is from Priya. see this..."

he showed the phone to priya's family.
all of them told him to answer.he
talked using the loudspeaker mode. all
of them heard his conversation
loud and clear. no cross lines, no
humming. it is the actual voice of
Priya & there is no way others could
use her simcard since it is nailed
inside the coffin

they were so shocked and asked for pak
darin's help again. pak darin
brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve
this matter. he & Darin worked
for 5 hours. then they discovered one
thing...

Tok Chen was sweating. His face was
red .

"i just cant believe this. It's quite
amazing" he said. " I didn't think that
this could actually
happen. Unbelievable!

Oh My God!
Maxis is the best line,ever.
We can still keep in touch even
when we're dead!! Talk about
coverage!!! Best coverage ever!!!
where can i get the SIMpack?"

Moral of the story:
Maxis de best lar .........